Now, onto the Michael Jackson affair… As you may well know, it was when a disturbed child star was found weeping by his pushy mother that Otis Van Strapon was called in…For little Mac was suffering. He was having night terrors at the Ranch. Neverland was hard to breech. Puppetry was going missing, but you know all this… But, now I must mention El Rabitto an anti-pedophile toy that had a favored saying that was massive in South America: ‘Leave my botty alone!’, the beleaguered Rabbit would say over and over again The whole thing was symbolic, that is, El Rabbito’s posturing and the child stars fear of the Jackson abode. The plot did thicken, and so it was… miniaturization came into play.

Otis Van Strapon’s wonderful invention. As you may well know this was how I came to inject the miniaturized Van Strapon into Little Macs bottom end…

Another point to be made is that I feel that Sage is a little prejudiced. For he said black people have a tendency to wear silly shorts which I found very offensive, as did Winston. Sage said that black people wear shorts like Grandma’s frilly Sunday best cushions. It was at this point Winston punched Featherlite for laughing and all hell broke loose. But anyway, as I say, that really is the pot calling the kettle black. Have you seen Sage’s latest pair of shorts from Austin Read? Fashioned with provocative zip placement… all very suspicious to me. He says it’s just for show and that is my point. He did keep showing it…And it’s not much to shout about. I think these shorts are his Hampstead best if you get my meaning…

And I must admit to being somewhat suspicious of Sage when he wore his new zipper back thruster shorts when Bonsor Penningford was on the show-Sage pretended not to like the famed Bonsor but I caught him Sage that is putting some Wd40 on his zip fastener-for quick release-It is not a nice feeling to be doubted all the time by Sage what have I done to him except ingratiate myself in all the many aspects of my life-He Sage that is always ready to take the negative spin on my life’s work-he accused me of slurring him-I told him if I get a nick I walk…

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